- Do not kill anyone during your event. I do not cater for your crazy murderous events. Unless you contact me in advance and make special arrangements. There is a significant uncharge for any event where violence could occur, except inadvertent “incidents” in the normal course of your event.
- Do not kill me before, during or after your event. Or ever.
- Do not kill The Boy Who Lived before, during or after your event. Or ever.
- Do not kill our forgettable redheaded associate before, during or after your event. Or ever. (His name is Ron, by the way.)
- There shall be no use of Avada Kedavra, except during Chaos Quidditch matches, which I do not cater for, because I coordinate and participate in the matches. (Disclaimer: No one has ever been permanently killed during these matches. Yet.)
- If Rita Skeeter shows up at your event, I will pack up and leave, and never cater for you again.
- If you are interested in adding a particular potion to your food, it must be pre-approved by me. There will be a significant uncharge for this service. You cannot add potions after the food is prepared, nor can you add any potion not pre-approved by me.
- If you would like any special ingredients, including exclusive cheeses, you must give me at least one week notice to procure the ingredients.