{"id":24,"date":"2022-08-19T18:03:00","date_gmt":"2022-08-19T18:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dinocorncafe.com\/?page_id=24"},"modified":"2022-08-19T18:03:01","modified_gmt":"2022-08-19T18:03:01","slug":"catering-policies","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/dinocorncafe.com\/index.php\/catering-policies\/","title":{"rendered":"Catering Policies"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>Do not kill anyone during your event. I do not cater for your crazy murderous events. Unless you contact me in advance and make special arrangements. There is a significant uncharge for any event where violence could occur, except inadvertent &#8220;incidents&#8221; in the normal course of your event.<\/li><li>Do not kill me before, during or after your event. Or ever. <\/li><li>Do not kill The Boy Who Lived before, during or after your event. Or ever.<\/li><li>Do not kill our forgettable redheaded associate before, during or after your event. Or ever. <em>(His name is Ron, by the way.)<\/em><\/li><li>There shall be no use of Avada Kedavra, except during Chaos Quidditch matches, which I do not cater for, because I coordinate and participate in the matches. <em>(Disclaimer: No one has ever been permanently killed during these matches. Yet.)<\/em><\/li><li>If Rita Skeeter shows up at your event, I will pack up and leave, and never cater for you again.<\/li><li>If you are interested in adding a particular potion to your food, it must be pre-approved by me. There will be a significant uncharge for this service. You cannot add potions after the food is prepared, nor can you add any potion not pre-approved by me.<\/li><li>If you would like any special ingredients, including exclusive cheeses, you must give me at least one week notice to procure the ingredients.<\/li><\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do not kill anyone during your event. I do not cater for your crazy murderous events. Unless you contact me in advance and make special arrangements. There is a significant uncharge for any event where violence could occur, except inadvertent &#8220;incidents&#8221; in the normal course of your event. Do not kill me before, during or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-24","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinocorncafe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinocorncafe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinocorncafe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinocorncafe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dinocorncafe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dinocorncafe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/24\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25,"href":"https:\/\/dinocorncafe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/24\/revisions\/25"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dinocorncafe.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}